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Data dog is dumb:

$env* looks for the exact value dev* NOT dev{dynamic-wildcard-value}

You can manage dashboards in Grafana by adding one or more YAML configuration files in the provisioning/dashboards directory. Each configuration file contains a list of providers that Grafana uses to load dashboards from the local filesystem.

lol

It works by generating an endless sequences of pages, each of which with dozens of links, that simply go back into a the tarpit. Pages are randomly generated, but in a deterministic way, causing them to appear to be flat files that never change. Intentional delay is added to prevent crawlers from bogging down your server, in addition to wasting their time. Lastly, Markov-babble is added to the pages, to give the crawlers something to scrape up and train their LLMs on, hopefully accelerating model collapse.